2012-02-02 17:15 You might be a redneck... no wait, terrorist if...
Post date: Feb 05, 2012 11:35:3 AM
Note, this is NOT my list, but it is/was a real list
Try to keep people from watching you put your password in your email or banking site
attempts to shield the screen from view of others
Prefer cash or use the card of a spouse, parent or with your maiden name
Always pay cash or use credit card(s) in different name(s)
Think somebody might turn you in as a terrorist for your normal behavior
Act nervous
Your employer gives you a cell phone for work, but you keep your own for personal use
Are observed switching SIM cards in cell phone or use of multiple cell phones
You aren't from around here, or you need to check your email while traveling
Travel illogical distance to use Internet Café
Connect to the company VPN to work
Use of anonymizers, portals, or other means to shield IP address
Keep your passwords or work link lists in a handy notebook
Suspicious or coded writings, use of code word sheets, cryptic ledgers, etc
Encrypt patient records, your diary or your email
Encryption or use of software to hide encrypted data in digital photos, etc
Took one of the Vonage offers, use Skype or play video games where you can talk with other players
Suspicious communications using VOIP or communicating through a PC game
This list of terrorist behaviors comes from an office that is a part of an office that is a part of the US Department of Justice. Apparently. They do say at the bottom, in tiny letters:
Each indictor listed above, is by itself, lawful conduct or behavior and may also constitute the exercise of rights guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution
This came to my attention through a slashdot article pointing to this copy of the (PDF) document.